WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[reconnective]

[give him a second to read. well. yeah, okay, guess that makes sense but also. why?]

Is it all true, you think? And what's with these titles? [HE'S A REAL HERO NOW WTF.]

[heartablaze]

Yeah, there we go! Awesome.

[And she is expertly dealing with maneuvering with a small creature occupying her space, what a win-win. She'll start herding up his stuff back into his bag, though she'll pause for just a second to think.]

You're definitely smart. I guess it would be funny to ask for your name if I don't know where to start, but... maybe we can find something to help out?

I'm Hikaru, though! That's easy enough to remember, right?

[papasha]

[kowaii]

I'm sure we will, but I don't know if you will enjoy the stakes they may set if the "kidnapping" is anything to go by.

[antaressnipe]

... I see.

[A long pause]

Would you mind telling me about this Hercules?

[moondumplings]

Heehee.

[ she pats hers too ]

Even if I don't understand why, I'm glad we all seemed to have gotten one.

[maidforservice]

Oh my, how kind of you to offer, sir.

[and you know what, she might be a maid but--]

Who am I to say no to an offer like that?

[she glances over at the sink






[it's overflowing with dirty dishes]

[pulsecannon]

Lord is a title usually reserved for the l'Cie. Are you some kind of L'cie fanboy or something?

[ What the heck dude. ]

[misstrust]

[ One moment, Dorothy is just kind of-- pressing her hand to her mouth to muffle her laughter. All right. Good to know that despite meeting her first ever centaur, she can also fluster her first ever centaur. ]

Ahhh, I see. So if we weren't currently captured, you might be persuaded.

[sacredchants]

[ and...

...


....nothing. ]

I'm not sure why I thought it might work.

[lecarre]

... In truth, yes. I would love to travel, dearly. You see, it was my brother's wish to see more of the world.

[... She smiles a little then.]

I believe if I travel, I can learn so much that he always wished he could know.

[A beat, and she shakes her head.]

... But first I must finish my studies! I mustn't get too far ahead of myself.

[antaressnipe]

[Aah, he sees.

That requires a beat of thought, and though his expression softens, the curiosity in his gaze does not]

I am a teacher of many. One-sided conversations do not concern me, so long as knowledge is exchanged.

[evocationary]

[ i'm crying hansa ]

Uh, very? You're missing out on primo culture.

[pulsecannon]

It makes you look like some kind of bug.

[ Time to poke the heart. ]

Maybe it's a bribe to get us to feel like we can trust 'em or something.

microwave explosion

[dianxias]

[ wow, claude, way to go

the noise drew xie lian's attention, and he's hurrying around the corner just in time to witness the door of the microwave hanging on by a thread... ]

Are you alright, young man...?

[robopriest]

...

[He just. Blinks down at her.]

Pardon? L'Cie?

[maidforservice]

[tee hee]

[she seems to be decorating some petit fours, btw. with cute little frosting flowers]

Of course! This is nothing for a humble servant such as myself.

[she also might be laying it on a bit thick, but WHATEVER]

Once I saw how many people were trapped here with me, I knew that eventually we'd all get hungry.

[recrowns]

[he follows her gaze

and manages a soft laugh before going to seat himself]

I insist. Allow me a moment to enjoy your food first, and I'll put myself to the task right away.

[lecarre]

You are not, and I shan't accept that you are!

[PLS.]

Allow me to at least assist you while you do, if you insist on searching.

[pulsecannon]

Like kidnapping and robbery? I know my pockets definitely feel lighter since I got here.

[misstrust]

Aaand that's enough for now. I'm not even sure you could come up with three questions in return.

[ Nothing she could tell him will be able to match "soul-hunting demon from Hell", sadly. ]

[robopriest]

I knew I was on the right path.

[He knows that's not actually the case.]

Well, you're obviously not human. Pointy ears give it away. I'm guessing your species just lives way too long to be comfortable.

[recrowns]

I have - but you're also the first I've heard who'd call them friends.

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[stillnot]

Well, yeah. Some people suck at it.

[lecarre]

[Shoulders slump...]

Yes, ma'am... I'll be careful. I couldn't help but want to see where we were, but it is so strange here!

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[lionson]

[What was he doing, huh? Well, it was A Lot, but he just smiles and gives a somewhat nicer answer instead.]

Running a confessional. One of my sons had gotten into trouble again.