(He's going to crouch down next to you sleeping body and try to nudge you awake,)
There's better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know.
(Not that he can really judge considering he also woke up on the hecking ground. ALSO THIS IS THE WRONG FIRE EMBLEM.)
— 2. Kitchen
(Hello. There has been an explosion in the kitchen. It's not a very big one but upon investigation, it looks like the door of the microwave is barely hanging onto the hinges and there's a big ol' eggy mess inside. Wow, who could have done this?????
Anyway after you discover it, enter one Claude von Riegan who looks around and lets out a low whistle…)
Oof. (Just… "oof.") What happened here?
— 3. Around town
(Okay but actually being serious what about this weird place, huh? Catch Claude out with a sheet of paper tucked under his arm and his hand up in the air as he tries to measure the distance between his current location and the castle up ahead. No matter how he tilts his head and adjusts… it's always the same?
He's just going to start talking over in your direction,)
Have you had any luck getting there?
— 4. Wildcard
(I am so bad at top levels anyway feel free to hit me up on plurk eski or discord @ eski#9874)
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— 2. Kitchen
— 3. Around town
— 4. Wildcard