[Well. This sure is happening. The first thing "Kasumi" does upon waking up is pat her head in confusion, her long red hair falling over her shoulder and free of its usual ribbon — if only because said ribbon is hecking missing. The confusion on her face only increases as she picks herself up from the pavement, dressed in a black and yellow tracksuit. It certainly doesn't go away when she finds a nice spot to plop down and start digging through her goodie bag, pulling each item out one by one until suddenly—]
... E-Eh?
[—she's holding a singular condom in her hand. She stares at it. Stares at it some more. And then
she sucks in a breath
and yeets it in a random direction! A random direction that may or may not end up being your face, should you be unlucky enough to be wandering by at this time.]
option b:
[A while after everyone regains their bearings, Yoshizawa will be found by one of the display cases in The Emporium. Specifically, the one that stores those funky keychains with names on them. She's frowning at one in particular, "KASUMI" written on it — before she averts her gaze to stare at the device in her right hand. The screen is lit, the DATA app on full display for anyone who wants to look over her shoulder.]
... "Kasumi" Yoshizawa, huh?
[She sounds awfully depressed, for whatever reason.]
option c:
[Much, much later, Yoshizawa will be found in front of the Security Office, trying to open the door the normal way first before politely knocking on it.]
Hello? [Loudly enough as to be heard through the door. When nothing happens after a couple of seconds, she frowns and mumbles to herself:] Is nobody inside...?
wildcard:
[Remix one of the above scenarios or come up with your own! You can hmu via discord or plurk if you want to hash out anything in particular.]
no subject
... E-Eh?
[—she's holding a singular condom in her hand. She stares at it. Stares at it some more. And then
she sucks in a breath
and yeets it in a random direction! A random direction that may or may not end up being your face, should you be unlucky enough to be wandering by at this time.]
option b:
... "Kasumi" Yoshizawa, huh?
[She sounds awfully depressed, for whatever reason.]
option c:
Hello? [Loudly enough as to be heard through the door. When nothing happens after a couple of seconds, she frowns and mumbles to herself:] Is nobody inside...?
wildcard: