Certainly not me. But ah, beggars can't be choosers...

[He pretends to look offended, but it doesn't hide the amused sparkle in his visible eye.]

Me? A creep? Ah, you're going to hurt my feelings... [:(((((] And a priest is...hm. How to explain...a representative and religious leader of sorts - I follow the will of the Lord, and help others where He sees fit.