(And he just smiles back, equally innocent!)

I suppose we'll never know, then.

(It'll just... be between him and Hilda! And everyone else who answers this prompt tbh. Stretching his arms up so he can fold them behind his neck, he grins,)

It'll take more than a little kidnapping to get me down.

But right back at you. I still don't get what's going on here but it's good to have you here. Actually... I think it's just you and me.

(Not a single other deer! Or anyone else from home.)