[ He frowns, because he knew that was a joke! He knows jokes! He's a funny guy! Why would you think otherwise??? ]

I need it to shave. [ He gestures to his half-shaven beard. It looks incredibly stupid. ] I couldn't find any razors.

[ And back to digging for knives he goes! ] You're right, though, I could definitely use a drink right about now, but it's not like these tiny little bottles are gonna cut it.