(He's not following? Except he's pretty sure he is following it's just going in a weird direction,)

That's... pretty concerning. (How is he supposed to focus on chopping vegetables like this!!) Forgive me, but you don't really look like the wild party type.

(He looks kind of like a good kid? A weird kid. But a good kid. Someone who just wants to eat can't not be a good person.)

Then again, I guess you can't really judge a book by its cover...

What sort of places have you usually woken up in?