[Anyways, don't look now - there's this man, dressed entirely in black - he's not dressed in a cassock or anything, but the form of his collar clearly indicates him as a priest, if the silver cross necklace didn't tip you off first. There's a noticeable Spanish accent in his words as he speaks up, gesturing to the device in his other hand.]
Well, I didn't expect being kidnapped to be part of my schedule. [His words drip with sarcasm as his visible eye narrows - his other eye is covered by a flashy-looking eyepatch.] Hey, have you been kidnapped before? Do you have any tips? I'm at a loss here, I'm afraid.
B: SAYONARA FROG-SENSEI
[Well, you might not see something like this for a while - here goes Hansa with the big friendly-looking frog pillow under his arm as he walks towards that beautiful bridge. He stands at the beginning of it, at an angle, moving the pillow to his hand, and then he just-]
[Chucks it.]
[It instantly hits the invisible barrier - and then flies back with incredible force, sparkles being seen around where it hit - and hey, it looks like its coming back at you! Be prepared for full pillow collision!! (Or not).]
[Meanwhile Hansa is just standing here, letting out a pleasant remark of:]
Oh, so that's what it does.
[Can't believe its been less than 5 hours or so and Hansa has committed PILLOW CARNAGE.]
C: BLACK LIKE MY SOUL
[There are priorities, and there are priorities. Wander into the kitchen, and you might smell...wait, is that coffee? It is! In the far corner, with an electric coffee maker sitting on the counter, is this shady-looking priest. He's already got a mug filled with black coffee in hand, and he looks over at whoever approaches, smiling as he gestures to the coffeemaker with his free hand.]
Want some?
D: WILDCARD
[Whatever you want with this guy I WILL provide! Anyways he's just going around being his questionable self - hit me up @ vampirize on plurk or on discord!!]
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[We're in Didney World. Maybe.]
[Anyways, don't look now - there's this man, dressed entirely in black - he's not dressed in a cassock or anything, but the form of his collar clearly indicates him as a priest, if the silver cross necklace didn't tip you off first. There's a noticeable Spanish accent in his words as he speaks up, gesturing to the device in his other hand.]
Well, I didn't expect being kidnapped to be part of my schedule. [His words drip with sarcasm as his visible eye narrows - his other eye is covered by a flashy-looking eyepatch.] Hey, have you been kidnapped before? Do you have any tips? I'm at a loss here, I'm afraid.
B: SAYONARA FROG-SENSEI
[Well, you might not see something like this for a while - here goes Hansa with the big friendly-looking frog pillow under his arm as he walks towards that beautiful bridge. He stands at the beginning of it, at an angle, moving the pillow to his hand, and then he just-]
[Chucks it.]
[It instantly hits the invisible barrier - and then flies back with incredible force, sparkles being seen around where it hit - and hey, it looks like its coming back at you! Be prepared for full pillow collision!! (Or not).]
[Meanwhile Hansa is just standing here, letting out a pleasant remark of:]
Oh, so that's what it does.
[Can't believe its been less than 5 hours or so and Hansa has committed PILLOW CARNAGE.]
C: BLACK LIKE MY SOUL
[There are priorities, and there are priorities. Wander into the kitchen, and you might smell...wait, is that coffee? It is! In the far corner, with an electric coffee maker sitting on the counter, is this shady-looking priest. He's already got a mug filled with black coffee in hand, and he looks over at whoever approaches, smiling as he gestures to the coffeemaker with his free hand.]
Want some?
D: WILDCARD
[Whatever you want with this guy I WILL provide! Anyways he's just going around being his questionable self - hit me up @ vampirize on plurk or on discord!!]