WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[exercisms]

Thank you!

[Well, he's a polite enough kid, just a fairly useless one, so he'll make a plate and sit down, taking a bite.]

It's really good!

[maidforservice]

[IT'S POISONED]

[nah j/k who would poison Mob, only a psycho]

I'm delighted to hear you say that, sir. Do let me know if I can get you anything else-- we were gifted with tea upon our arrival, after all.

[exercisms]

Oh, some tea with this would be nice.

[Just get it yourself!!]

[maidforservice]

Very well, then. Give me a moment to prepare the kettle.

[Mob's laziness works in his favor here because Sharon is totally used to this, she cooked and cleaned in a TEENAGER DORM for a year she knows how to handle kids!!]

[exercisms]

[It's definitely that very teenager laziness where it doesn't even occur to him that letting someone get things for him is kind of useless and rude.

Just patiently waiting and eating his food, lazily and politely.]

[maidforservice]

[you're lucky you're cute, Mob]

[but eventually the tea is done, and she brings a cup over for him to sip on! it's simple Earl Grey so like, nothing fancy]

Are you feeling any better, now?

[exercisms]

Much better. Thank you.

[. . .]

Do you work here?

[maidforservice]

[a tiny giggle]

Goodness, no. Though you could hardly be blamed for making that mistake.

I just thought I'd make myself useful.

[exercisms]

Oh. That's really nice of you.

[At least, he appreciates having someone cook some food for him.]

I don't know how to cook or do anything like that, so. . .

[maidforservice]

Don't worry; everyone begins somewhere.

[after all, once upon a time she couldn't even scramble eggs correctly]

All it takes is a willingness to learn and a bit of dedication.