WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[misstrust]

And have you eaten? Out of curiosity.

[ Poor Sharon, feeding a bunch of hungry hungry hippos. ]

[maidforservice]

[. . . heehee]

Oh my. Are you the type to worry for those you fear don't worry enough for themselves?

[misstrust]

Oh, not at all. I just still happen to have a tiny bottle of alcohol and thought it might be best enjoyed with company.

[ heehee. ]

[maidforservice]

[Sharon isn't a huge drinker AND YET, SHE IS PINGED]

I can't say it's proper for a maid to drink too much when she is on duty, but if you're making an offer, it would be equally as impolite to refuse. ♥

[misstrust]

Now that's the spirit! Besides, I would say you've done your duty very admirably.

[ SHE SEES ALL THAT FOOD. ]

[maidforservice]

[THERE IS SO MUCH FOOD]

Allow me to place the finishing touches on these cakes, and then I'll serve us both a cup of your favorite liquor.

[misstrust]

Take your time! I'll be over here offering support.

[ Morally. ]

[maidforservice]

Feel free to help yourself while you're supporting me, of course.

[she gestures to the food as she says that, just so there's no mistake as to what she means. FOOD. GORGE YOURSELF, DOROTHY]

[misstrust]

Why, thank you! I'll try to control myself.

[ One sandwich is plenty. ]

[maidforservice]

[ma'am that is not enough food??]

[but far be it from Sharon to scold. either way, once she finishes the petit fours she brings them over the table, along with two glasses-- idk what kind of liquor Dorothy has but they are liquor appropriate glasses!!]

[misstrust]

[ It's wine! And she's already got it open, tilting it invitingly. ]

I'll pour.

[maidforservice]

[wine glasses it is, then! for the appropriate color]

Oh? Are you certain, my lady?

[misstrust]

Absolutely! I'm no one of nobility, trust me.

[maidforservice]

That doesn't mean I can't serve you as well, but-- if you insist.

[takes a seat daintily across from Dorothy and slides her the wine glasses]

[misstrust]

[ She does insist!

And verily does she fill the glasses to the best of her ability-- it's not a very big bottle, but after a moment, she passes one glass over to Sharon and lifts her own in a toast. ]

To adapting.

[maidforservice]

[takes the glass and lifts it as well, a smile twitching up the corners of her lips]

To adapting.

[and then she takes a sip!!!]