redactable | WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL
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Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow?

Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains:

a single random one of the following headbands

a rock that resembles the galaxy

a single random one of these pillows

Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on.

Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do!

We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read

Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything!

Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably.

Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

NAVIGATION

locations ₓ˚. statuses *+:｡ ic profiles :ₓo ic rules ･ﾟﾟ･｡ audience requests
murder proposals ｡✧o private conversations ･ﾟo｡ curfew ･ﾟ✧ memories

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I don't think you're smart enough to establish an entire black market in one day.

Nope! Not smart enough to do anything like that even in a hundred years~

[ He doesn't have to establish something if it's already there okok ]

I'm glad you're confident enough to say that you're not smart.

[Smiles!]

That's just, like, a fact? Nothing to do with confidence~

[ He would deny having confidence too, actually. ]

...

[Just. Kind of looking at Kano with a bit of concern now?]

Is your self esteem okay?

It's fine?

[ It's nonexistent????? but that's fine ]

Yes, because calling yourself stupid is totally fine. Couldn't ask for a better show of confidence.

Yep! That's right. Anyways, can I have your shoes?

[Said with a smile:]

No.

What if I said they'd be rehomed to somebody who needs them? I don't need them- look, I already got shoes!

[ wiggles his beat up pair of boots in Hansa's face. They're platform boots and therefore Kano will never take them off for anything, Hansa can be sure Kano is not stealing shoes to wear for himself. ]

As much as you're helping me understand kidnapping, I don't peg you as someone that generous. And I like these shoes! A priest can't garner respect without them...

[He shakes his head.]

Hmm... Can't argue that! Are you a priest, mister?

[ You look like the opposite of a priest? ]

Sure am.

[wow some priests can look shady and wear eyepatches don't judge]

What does a priest do?

[why does he keep having to explain what a priest does he is TIRED]

Ah, priests are religious leaders of sorts for the Church - we help our congregations establish a better connection with God, and speak His word to the masses.

[ Because that doesn't tell him anything. What do they DO ]

So you, like, lead storytime? Is that it?

We baptize those who wish to become part of the religion, speak sermons to remind people of the word of the Lord, lead congregations, accept the sins of others in confessionals and guide people to forgiveness, guide those who feel that they are lose, beat back the evils that mean to harm humanity...you know, typical priest stuff.

Aha... I see...

[ All of this makes him feel tired. ]

You're superhero number six.

...I'm. What?

Fighting evil. Superhero number six.

I know what "superhero", "number", and "six" means separately, but not all put together. Besides, there are a ton of priests out there. I'm just one of them.

Like, superhero number six. Of all the people here, gathered in this place, you're number six.

...

I have so many questions. Besides, like I said, I'm just a simple citizen. I'm no superhero.

You're a priest. Isn't it, like, your godly duty? Or does it not count outside of normal business hours?

I mean, it is, but...we don't exactly do superhuman feats. And I'm a priest 24/7. Its not like I clock out.

[hansa,]

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