WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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Comments

[robopriest]

Hm. Well...of course I'd like to know where we are. But I think I'm just confused as to what to do in a situation like this. Like, do we throw a fit? Cry? Get into a fetal position? I've only ever seen movies, you know.

[It's...obvious he's just saying this to say it, he doesn't mean a word of it.]

[reconnective]

[it's obvious to most people. sora is going to take it semi-seriously anyway just in case which is why he hums in thought.]

Throwing a fit might get someone's attention, but we might have better luck looking around town first. Have you check it out yet?

[robopriest]

Not just yet.

[He's just been here being a nuisance to people, apparently.]

Have you?

[reconnective]

Sort of. It's not that big, but it looks like the only people around are people like us. [i.e. kidnapped. abandoned. etc. woe.] But someone was waiting for us anyway.

[robopriest]

You mean our wonderful captors who don't know how to write a welcome message?

[Because that sure was a thing.]

[reconnective]

Yeah! So you read it already? [that makes it easier.] What did you think?

[robopriest]

[Without even a pause:]

They're idiots.

[reconnective]

Oh come on. They're trying. That has to mean they aren't all that bad, doesn't it? [let him hope.] And phones are pretty confusing anyway.

[robopriest]

[He shakes his head.]

Sorry, I'm not going to be particularly nice to a bunch of people that kidnapped us. I mean, that's still a crime, last time I checked.

[reconnective]

Are you really sure they're the ones responsible though? [he has no idea what to believe, but it's worth asking to see how other people feel.]

[robopriest]

They know more about our situation than anyone else and seem aware that we're trapped here, so if not the main culprit, they're definitely involved.

[reconnective]

Then what's the first thing you'd ask them when they show up?

[robopriest]

Hmmmm....

[THINKING EMOJI]

Well, I guess I'd just ask... "why don't you guys have an editor for your messages, you know those exist, right?"

[HANSA]

[reconnective]

[he could defend their unseen friends but no. instead, he chooses to laugh.]

It might help them in the future if they're going to keep sending us messages at all. Good idea. [no.]