WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[papasha]

[EMET your CONDOMS]

You can leave most of it in your room, if you wish. [He does not say this condescendingly, more helpfully.] The ones with our names on them.

[A pause, and then he laughs a bit.]

I would offer you my jacket, but I'm surprised to say I'm not sure if it will fit you.

[arkitect]

Yes, yes, I am well aware.

[But if their gift-giver is going to be offended that things are abandoned, well, that can't be helped.]

And whether it would fit or not, it certainly wouldn't suit. I have no need of your garments.

[papasha]

I see. You value taste over the practically of it having many pockets? You remind me of someone I know.

[He is still smiling like he's amused, not insulted at all.]

Fortunately, I think most of the gifts are for fun.

[arkitect]

If it includes a pocket capable of containing this- [a gesture at the big animal pillow-] then I shall concede the point.

[there is no practical way to haul that around, and he has no use for it. it's not getting carried to the room.]

Fun is hardly at the forefront of anyone's thoughts here, I should think.

[papasha]

[He waves a hand in apology.]

I'm afraid there are no pockets for those. My apologies. I believe Miss Dorothy may contest you on that idea.

She plans to enjoy herself until she finds out more about why we are here.

[arkitect]

As useful a strategy as any other has proven to be, I suppose, so long as one is still paying attention when the time comes.

[it isn't as though looking around or asking around has done anyone much good, after all.]

[papasha]

You aren't wrong.

[He leans back some.]

If I may ask, how do you pronounce your name?