WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[siblingless]

Don't mind if I do.

[If it is, she certainly doesn't interpret it that way as she scuttles over to grab a mug.]

You're truly a priest, then?

[robopriest]

No, I'm a fake one, I just wear this for kicks.

[A beat.]

Just kidding. I am. The name's Father Hansa Cervantes. And you are?

p5r spoilers avert thy eyes

[siblingless]

[She looks like she totally believes that for a second, up until he admits he's joking.]

Haha, I see! It's nice to meet you, um... Father Cervantes? Is that the right way to address you? [She doesn't want to be rude! Either way, she will set her coffee mug down in order to bow.] My name is Sumire Yoshizawa.

[robopriest]

Sumire Yoshizawa? A pleasure to meet you.

[He looks amused by the bow, his smile edging up into a smirk.]

You don't need to be so formal with me, you know. I mean, I know it comes with being a priest, but...its fine. You're good. Call me whatever you like.

[siblingless]

Really?

[A bit dubiously, as she straightens up and picks her coffee back up again. It's not as good as the coffee she's used to, but...]

Well, as long as you're sure. I wouldn't wish to show any disrespect towards my elders.

[robopriest]

Really, really.

[Who cares about formality? He sure doesn't.]

Your elders? Ah, I'm nothing as important as that...I mean, I am older, but that's about it. I'm just a simple priest. I appreciate the effort, though.