WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (OVERFLOW)

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[maidforservice]

[. . . Goat. . .]

And when might Master Goat make their appearance, Master Wolf?

[retellers]

I don't know Goat's schedule.

[

or is it that they didn't pay attention ]

[maidforservice]

[. . .]

[Y'ALL NEED A SECRETARY]

I see. I suppose I will simply wait for their arrival with baited breath, then.

[SHE TEASES MORE]

[but anyway]

What is it you do know, Master Wolf?

[retellers]

[ frowns! deeply! underneath the mask. anyway. ]

Why you were brought here. That seems to be the most popular question right now.

[ they sound ... tired. ]

[maidforservice]

[teehee]

Then I'll spare you from asking it myself.

What do you believe is the most important question that nobody is asking?

[retellers]

Everyone's asked a lot of questions.

[ dryly. ]

[maidforservice]

I take it that means you believe every important question has been asked, then.

[watching them, gauging their reaction]

[retellers]

[ ... they pause, tilting their head. this is a serious question, huh. ]

Between all three of us, maybe. But my priorities might not be the same as the rest of yours. If an answer is important to you, ask the question.

[maidforservice]

[. . . well then]

What are your priorities, Master Wolf?

[retellers]

Get the job done as quickly as possible.

[ somehow both vague and straightforward? ]

[maidforservice]

[. . .]

And if your job is to assist us, then you wish for us to do our part as quickly as possible, too. Am I correct in making that assumption?

[retellers]

It'd help. [ ... nope, that's it. ]

[maidforservice]

[a. secretive smile]

Whatever it takes?

[retellers]

[ ... ]

Let's not go that far.

[ that people have asked if murder will be involved is making them a little wary to just go ahead with a yes there. ]

[maidforservice]

[a tiny little exhale, shoulders dropping a bit in relief]

I'm relieved to hear that. You can understand why I asked, yes?

[retellers]

We expected you to be wary. It's fine.

[maidforservice]

I'm glad you understand.

[hmmm, what else to ask that hasn't been covered. . . ah]

If you were to describe you cohorts with three words each, then how would you do so?

[retellers]

I think you can figure Fox and Rabbit out for yourself. [ but for the other three... hm. ] Goat is inexperienced. Swan's overeager. And Tiger gave you guys condoms.

[ that is not three words, but also, that's probably for the best. ]

[maidforservice]

[oh my god Tiger]

[. . .]

[lightly!]

How thoughtful for Master Tiger to take into consideration our sexual wellbeing.

[retellers]

... Sure. Let's go with that.

[ they sound doubtful. ]

[maidforservice]

[she doesn't SOUND doubtful even tho she definitely is, she's just teasing. as she does]

Well, thank you for your assistance, Master Wolf. I believe most of my other questions have been covered by others.

[eavesdropping is the best way to gather information]

[retellers]

Great.

[ no, genuinely, free them of answering questions. who decided wolf was a good fit for this. ]

[retellers]

[ swan ]

[retellers]

[ swan is the worst. ]

[maidforservice]

[NOTE TO SELF: MEET SWAN ONE DAY, TOO]

In the meantime, I will do my best to find you a suitable welcome gift. ♥

[wait why is SHE talking about welcome gifts]