WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (OVERFLOW)

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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[assistance]

I am 27 years old.

[pikaffeine]

That's nice for you. Doesn't answer my question at all, but it's nice.

[assistance]

It means I'm not a kid.

Besides, I never said you weren't cute at all. You're still very high up there! There's just some... how do I say this... vocal dissonance.

[pikaffeine]

I'm very old and wise. Everyone is a kid to me.

[ he has no idea how old he is. ]

Is this a thing where you don't hear it unless you've recorded yourself speaking? Because I sound exactly the same as I did earlier. Except now you guys can understand me! Which is new. And a little freaky.

[assistance]

[ mumbled: ] Well, mice have an average lifespan of two to five years in captivity...

[ AHEM. ANYWAY ]

It must have something to do with that accessory that Rabbit gave you. Do you mind if I took a look at it real quick?

[pikaffeine]

What's a "mice"?

[ tf. anyway, he takes a step back at that ]

And risk losing my magic doo-hickey that lets me talk to people? No way! I'm keeping this thing forever. Even if it does make me look like a stuffed animal. Moreso than usual.

[assistance]

[ she holds up her phs! ] It says you're a "detective rodent," so I just assumed... it's basically the same for rats too, though.

[ but hey :( she pouts ]

I said "real quick"! Do you really think I'm going to run off with it?

[pikaffeine]

Oh, yeah, that phone thing. Do you know how hard it is to use that with tiny paws? I nearly chucked the thing trying to read the welcome message. And yeah, of course you're going to run off with it, you're a scientist. I know your type. You're going to get all taken in by the tech and observe it and attempt to recreate it and meanwhile I will be here, alone and voiceless once more. No can do.

[assistance]

[ what if

she plops her butt down right in front of pikachu and raises her hands palms up ]

No running, scout's honor!

[pikaffeine]

Never did trust those scouts. [ but. fine. he will waddle closer. ] You can look. But no touchy!

[assistance]

Aw, come on, how am I supposed to learn more just by looking? Besides—

[ here she leans in reaaaaally close to. wherever rabbit put the ribbon on. either way it is Uncomfortable ]

I would think this makes things pretty awkward for you.