WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL

[retellers]

WEEK ZERO: ARRIVAL (43 remain) Whatever each character was doing—chatting with friends, going to bed, saving the world—ceases. In fact, it's likely nothing more than a groggy memory now, as they open their eyes to unfamiliar surroundings. Apparently, they took a nap right in the middle of a small town, plopped outside on the paved road. Ow? Oh, but it looks like they've been given a goodie bag. Everyone likes gifts, right? Inside, it contains: - a single random one of the following headbands and sparklers - packets of tea - one unlabeled pill - a rock that resembles the galaxy - if they're of age, a mini bottle of alcohol; if they're underage, a can of Mountain D*w Baja Blast instead - a singular condom - a single random one of these pillows (how did this fit?) - a handheld device Should they boot up the device, the screen helpfully informs them that it's a Participant Help System (PHS). Not much on it, but it does have a few apps, including a memo one for taking notes. There's also a messaging system, though it's only capable of receiving messages, not sending any. As a matter of fact, there's an alert for a new message already. Maybe it'll explain what's going on. Good evening, everyone. Uh, how are we sure they’re arriving in the evening? Just say “hello”! Or “greetings”! Greetings is fancy, right? Oh that’s true. Greetings, everyone. That’s better? Yes! Except maybe we take out the that’s better part in the final version. Will do! We’re sorry that we’re not here jklk oh no how do i erase what i wrote. Where is the question mark. Help press backspace. What is a backspace it’s written on the keyboard. Do you even know how to read? right now. There are a lot of things happening that’s so vague? Could we maybe TRY to not be ominous, guys??, It’s going to be ominous no matter what we say, so who cares so we need time to best prepare for you all. We will greet you properly soon, so please make yourselves at home! There are a lot of places to explore, and the kitchen has a lot of delicious food. Please don’t be shy, but also, don’t damage anything. It’s a little inconvenient. They’re going to do it just because you sound so fucking whiny. I’m sorry oh this is how you write somewhere else. Please do not fight or do. We don’t control your life choices. No please do not fight how do i make an exclamation mark maybe we should’ve gotten someone else to write the draft of the message? No offense. I’m sorry Sorry stop apologizing. No one else volunteered. Maybe we’ll luck out and none of them know how to read Thank you for your time! We’ll see you soon. Also, we promise you haven’t been kidnapped or anything! Oh dear. I don’t know if this is going to be edited, so if it isn’t, then I do apologize to the participants for our lack of organization. We’re doing our best! Probably. Er, what? Unfortunately, it seems as though that's the only info they're given for now. In the meantime, why not explore the surrounding area? A number of buildings are locked, and the Planetarium appears to be closed, but there's enough to keep the characters occupied for a day or two. They might even want to get to know their fellow "participants" better, while they're at it.

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Comments

[robopriest]

I don't remember, honestly.

[SHRUGS]

Why do you need something from me, anyways? Come on, aren't you supposed to show me how kidnapping works? This isn't Thievery 101.

[suddenlybees]

This is how kidnapping works! I tie you up, and you go "oh no! please let me go! I'll give you my shoe!" and I take your shoe and untie you and let you go!

[ It's not thievery if you're handed the ransom ]

[robopriest]

...A shoe is a stupid thing to steal, though.

[Like. Come on.]

[suddenlybees]

What? No way, you can't believe how many shoes have gotten stolen around here! You're going to want to keep a close eye on yours!

[ Poor Yona and her bare feet!!!! ]

[robopriest]

...

Are you the one stealing the shoes?

[suddenlybees]

...

Is it stealing if they're given?

[robopriest]

If you're forcing them to give you shoes, yeah.

Why do you need them anyways? Its not like there's a particularly booming shoe black market around here.

[suddenlybees]

Ohh, are you familiar with the black market around here?

[ otherwise, how would you know... maybe there is a booming shoe black market ]

[robopriest]

I don't think you're smart enough to establish an entire black market in one day.

[suddenlybees]

Nope! Not smart enough to do anything like that even in a hundred years~

[ He doesn't have to establish something if it's already there okok ]

[robopriest]

I'm glad you're confident enough to say that you're not smart.

[Smiles!]

[suddenlybees]

That's just, like, a fact? Nothing to do with confidence~

[ He would deny having confidence too, actually. ]

[robopriest]

...

[Just. Kind of looking at Kano with a bit of concern now?]

Is your self esteem okay?

[suddenlybees]

It's fine?

[ It's nonexistent????? but that's fine ]

[robopriest]

Yes, because calling yourself stupid is totally fine. Couldn't ask for a better show of confidence.

[suddenlybees]

Yep! That's right. Anyways, can I have your shoes?

[robopriest]

[Said with a smile:]

No.

[suddenlybees]

What if I said they'd be rehomed to somebody who needs them? I don't need them- look, I already got shoes!

[ wiggles his beat up pair of boots in Hansa's face. They're platform boots and therefore Kano will never take them off for anything, Hansa can be sure Kano is not stealing shoes to wear for himself. ]

[robopriest]

As much as you're helping me understand kidnapping, I don't peg you as someone that generous. And I like these shoes! A priest can't garner respect without them...

[He shakes his head.]

[suddenlybees]

Hmm... Can't argue that! Are you a priest, mister?

[ You look like the opposite of a priest? ]

[robopriest]

Sure am.

[wow some priests can look shady and wear eyepatches don't judge]

[suddenlybees]

What does a priest do?

[robopriest]

[why does he keep having to explain what a priest does he is TIRED]

Ah, priests are religious leaders of sorts for the Church - we help our congregations establish a better connection with God, and speak His word to the masses.

[suddenlybees]

[ Because that doesn't tell him anything. What do they DO ]

So you, like, lead storytime? Is that it?

[robopriest]

We baptize those who wish to become part of the religion, speak sermons to remind people of the word of the Lord, lead congregations, accept the sins of others in confessionals and guide people to forgiveness, guide those who feel that they are lose, beat back the evils that mean to harm humanity...you know, typical priest stuff.